Doctor: Describe your headache. Me: She's about 5'8", blonde, and the mother of my children.

A blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, Doc, I'm horribly sick! The doctor looks at her and asks, flu? No, I drove here.

A blond walks into the hospital with a shattered right hand... The doctor asks ""what happened?"" So she says, ""I was feeling really depressed so I took a gun, held it to my left ear and fired."" The doctor says ""how did that damage your hand?"" ""Well, before I fired I thought that it might be loud so I plugged the other ear.""

A Jew, A Christian, A Lawyer, A Doctor, A Blonde, and a Biker walk into a bar........ the bartender goes ""what is this some kind of joke or something?!""