Bird of peace? The dove Bird of war? The hawk Bird of true love? ..wait for it... .... The swallow *walks offstage

Apologies to General Tso for what I'm about to do to his chicken.

I thought it was funny teaching my parrot racial slurs, but I was horrified after reading his "Race War Manifesto"

"Can I have more of these mouse spears?" "Sir those are toothpicks" "I need 1000 for my army. We march at dawn"