Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position? He just couldn't hold it any longer.

Apparently Sepp Blatter has resigned to spend more time with his family... ... And his shreddder

I know Blatters are usually full of pee... but Sepp Blatter is full of shit.

Dear Sepp Blatter... There's only one Robert Mugabe... Yours Truly... Life