If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and they don't like it, you can always take them Bach

What did Mozart say to the police clerk? "I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

Why can't Bach play the piano? He ""Baroque"" his arm, and also he's dead.

Did you know they are making an action movie about the great composers? Arnold Schwarzeneggar says he'll be Bach.