Aspirin Cure A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking and stammering. The interviewer said, ""Although you have a lot of the qualities we're looking for, the fact that you keep winking and stammering disqualifies you."" ""Oh, that's no problem,"" said the man. ""If I take a couple of aspirin I stop winking and stammering for an hour."" ""Show me,"" said the interviewer. So the man reached into his pocket. Embarrassingly he pulled out loads of condoms of every variety - ribbed, flavoured, colored and everything before he found the packet of aspirin. He took the aspirin and soon talked perfectly and stopped winking. The interviewer said, ""That's amazing, but I don't think we could employ someone who'd be womanizing all over the country."" ""Excuse me!"" exclaimed the man, ""I'm a happily married man, not a womanizer!"" ""Well how do you explain all the condoms, then?"" asked the interviewer. The man replied, ""Have you ever gone into a pharmacy, stammering and winking, and asked for a packet of aspirin?""