Choosy moms choose Jif. Boozey moms choose Jeff, the abusive, alcoholic boyfriend.

You can't name your dog Jeff, that's illegal

Jeff: i'm pro gun. Me: i'm anti gun. Greg: i'm vegan. Me: i'm pro gun, now. Jeff, give me your gun.

Crocodile: "See ya later alligator." Alligator: "yeah, I don't do that anymore Jeff."