😄 I was texting an orphan Her: Hey you are nice Me: No I'm not Her: Yes you are Tin man, you do have a...

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I was texting an orphan Her: Hey you are nice Me: No I'm not Her: Yes you are Tin man, you do have a heart Me: I'm rusting Her: ok I'm sorry Me: You're like Dorothy Her: Not Rusty How so Me: can't find home

#Dorothy #Not Rusty

Joke ID: 01KKTNB1H7F8RT9564K8881A9R

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