Going for a classy St. Patrick's Day this year. Anyone know of a good green wine?

Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick's Day, which must make it a living hell for Irish Immigration officials.

USA: "Hey nachos, today's your big day!" Nachos: "What about Cinco de Mayo?" USA: "What'd you just say?" Nachos: "Nothing."

Her: You know, I hear a lot of guys are celebrating St. Patrick's Day this year with a quiet dinner at home. Me: Yea, the nursing home...