Maybe I'd bother with cologne if my natural scent didn't make even elderly women violently ovulate.

My grandma sent the entire newspaper to me in the subject line of an email.

An elderly woman at an ATM asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over. Yep, she needs a walker

Grammar is: 1. How we structure our sentences. 2. Grandpa's wife. Some of you will pick number two.