The magician. A famous magician was packing up after his performance when a young boy approached him. **Boy:**I am your biggest fan, could you please sign my hat? **Magician:**Of course little buddy, there you go. **Boy:**Could you please show me a magic trick. **Magician:**You know, I usually don't reveal my secrets but in this case I'll make an exception. Follow me. The magician takes the boy into a dark alley. **Magician:**Turn your back to me... The boy obeys. **Magician:**Pull your pants down... The boy pulls his pants down. **Magician:**Now I'm gonna put my finger inside your ass. **Boy:**Ok **Magician:**Do you feel it? *""Yes!""* Says the boy full of excitement. **Magician:**Look at my hands!