Guy comes into my bar and wants any beer but a stinkin Budweiser. So I pour him a Coors light. He slams it down and says ""Hey barkeep! Gimmie another beer, as long as it ain't one of them stinkin Budweisers!"" So I pour him a Lone Star and he slams it back like the previous pint. ""Hey barkeep! Gimmie another beer, as long as it ain't one of those stinkin Budweisers!"" As I pour him a Miller Lite, I ask him why he hates those ""stinkin Budweisers"" He tells me ""last night, I drank a case of those stinkin Budweisers and blew chunks all over the place!"" I told him that if anyone drinks a case of any kind of beer in an evening, they'd get sick. He replies ""Barkeep, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog!""