The richest black man in NYC has got to be Duane Reade.

zombies break out in nyc we aint noticing for 4 days because the motto is "MIND YA BUSINESS"

Just overheard a construction worker in NYC very angrily say "there's no way to make brown rice taste good by itself."

When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying over NYC while wearing a superman costume.