Religious Pick-up Lines [NSFW] Girl, did you take Hebrew? 'Cause later you're gonna be takin' some of my he-brew! Girl, do you know the Benediction? 'Cause my name's Ben, and you're gonna be Ben-addicted! Girl, are you a Calvinist? 'Cause you're gonna be a taking-off-my-Calvins-ist! Girl, are you a Muslim? 'Cause I wanna be Allah-p in that! Girl, do you worship Buddha? 'Cause I would worship your Buddha-ee! Bonus (not a pick-up line): Shiva the destroyer? I 'ardly know 'er!