Why can't the T-rex do any push ups? Small arms? No it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass.#Ups#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How many push-ups is too many when meeting your girlfriend's dad for the first time?#Ups#Dating#Work#Parents+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Look UPS guy, you can't just show up at someone's house unannounced and expect them to have pants on.#Ups#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
UPS guy just acted like he'd never seen anyone answer the door in a super hero cape & a straw farmer hat.#Ups#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp