That holocaust joke reminded me of this one I heard about 2 Mexican dudes. 2 Mexican guys move to America from Mexico. They decide to each go their own way and try to adapt to the culture of their new home. A year later they bump into each other. Mexican guy 1: Hey man! Long time no see! How have you been adapting? I got really into NASCAR, I got this American flag tattoo, and I even started my own business! I'm living the American dream! What about you? Mexican guy 2: Go back to Mexico, spic!!

How come there are no Olympics in Mexico? Because all of the Mexicans that can run jump and swim are already in America.

The US asked Mexico how many illegal immigrants got into America each year... Mexico said- ""Not Juan""

If you call someone from America American and someone from Mexico Mexican what do you call someone from Tibet? Chinese