Two buddies went hunting.. There were two buddies, Alan and Dave, who decided to go hunting. They drove for well over an hour, and walked into the woods for about an hour more, when suddenly Dave collapsed. Alan panicked, and immediatly rang 911 and told the lady: *You gotta help me, Dave just died!*. The lady at the other end calmly said: *Calm down sir. Now, can you go and make sure that he is infact dead?*. Alans end of the line got quiet for a little bit until a loud **bang** was heard. Some more seconds passes, and Alan picks up the phone again and says: *OK he's dead, now what?*