A Roman Emperor orders his guards to arrest his wife. He orders them to Ceas'er.#Roman Emperor#Marriage#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
cop: we found your wife with a knife in her back me: that doesn't sound like her, she never kept a knife there#Marriage#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Wife just texted me drive slow - cop around the corner so I laughed and showed it to the cop.#Marriage#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
WIFE: The police are at the front door ME: *hiding a bag of donuts* Do they look mad?#Marriage#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp