Tried it in /funny, didnt work there so now Im trying it here :) Best joke I know First off, sorry for the shitty english, not a native... A guy have just been invited to his girlfriend for dinner and sleepover for the first time. Since theyve never done ""it"" he got really excited and thought that this would be the day he lost his virginity. So the day before the dinner he goes into an shop to buy some condoms. He picks one up and and since hes feeling slightly embarrased in front of the shopk…

Religious Boyfriend A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and ""do it"" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, t…

A black guy called me a disgrace in front of his girlfriend, but then I realized he was introducing me to his girlfriend Grace.

First time for everything. A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the regis…