Why did Ted Bundy dropout of an Italian cooking class? There were not enough Italians to eat.

Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did. Two days after the operation is implemented, the disciples begin to return. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in each disciple: ""Who is it?"" ""It's Mark"" Jesus opens the door. ""What did you bring Mark?"" ""Marijuana from Colombia"" ""Very well son, come in."" A…

Jesus and drugs Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did. Two days after the operation is implemented, the disciples begin to return. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in each disciple: ""Who is it?"" ""It's Mark"" Jesus opens the door. ""What did you bring Mark?"" ""Marijuana from Colombia"" ""Very well s…

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner? Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.