Florida mom delivers 14-pound baby after surprise pregnancy . Florida?? NO PART of this story surprises me.

Letter from Florida Dearest Billy Joe, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your daddy read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 10 miles from your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so that they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works …

A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn't decide who he should grant full custody to. So he asks the little boy, ""Would you like to live with your mother?"" ""No."" said the boy. ""Why not?"" said the judge. ""Because she beats me."" The judge says ""Okay, then you'll go live with your father."" ""Oh No,"" cried the boy, ""He beats me too."" Dumbfounded, the judge asks ""Okay who do you want to live with?…

A little girl says, ""Grandpa, can I sit on your lap?"" ""Why sure you can,"" her grandfather replied. As she is sitting on grand dad's lap she says, ""Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?"" ""A sound like a frog? Well, sure Grandpa can make a sound like a frog."" The girl says, ""Grandpa, will you please MAKE a sound like a frog?"" Perplexed, her grand dad says, ""Sweetheart, why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?"" And the little girl says, ""'Cause Grandma said that when you cr…