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Daniel Day-Lewis sent over 20 million emails to prepare for his role as LinkedIn

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How do I know I'm not Daniel Day-Lewis?

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Dad, who's Daniel Day-Lewis? *Dad peers out the blinds* He could be anyone, son. *Mom starts weeping* He could be anyone.

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if daniel day-lewis dies the doctors will hav to make extra sure he's dead. he may just be acting dead and no one woud ever kno

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