Calling for backup A policeman patrolling Kings Cross spots a huge black guy dancing on the roof of a Ford Sierra. He gets on the radio and calls for backup. ""What's the situation?"" ""A big fat darkie is dancing on a car roof.""You can't say that over the radio!"" replies the operator, ""You have to use the correct terminology as they taught you on the radio course at the police academy"" ""OK"" he says, ""Kilo... Zulu.... Tango.... Sierra....""

So angry! In the late 1970's there was a little old Indian riding his 10 speed bike on the highway. When a stranger in his ford mustang boss 302 pulls up to the little Indian and proceeds to ask him ""Hey sir, would you like a ride?"" To which the little Indian man said"" I can't leave my bike behind"". looking over the little old Indians bike the stranger could only see one admirable quality which was a little shiny bell on the right handle bar. The stranger then says"" well we could just put t…

"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever

Cop: Know why I stopped you? The dead guy in my trunk? Cop: Um, speeding, but my shift's over, so proper burial and no more murders. Ok?