Me: Sometimes I think I have more imaginary conversations than real ones. Scarlett Johansson: That's very interesting.

Cop: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: SCARLETT JOHANSSON

I wonder if Scarlett Johansson ever fantasizes about fat comic book nerds, or is that just a one-way street?

Fee Fie Foe Fum What is Fee Fie Foe Fum Fum Foe Fie Fee? Mike Tyson's inmate number.