😄 A man is walking down the street dragging 20 ft of rope behind him. His neighbor is curious & as...

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A man is walking down the street dragging 20 ft of rope behind him. His neighbor is curious & asks, ""Hey buddy, why you pulling that rope?"" The man replies, ""You ever tried pushing it?""

#Buddy

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