Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist, and The fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, ""T-square, do your stuff."" T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, …

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the fourth was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, ""Tsquare, do your stuff."" T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, Spreads…

Two men are walking the woods. They come across a large hole the ground, several meters across and apparently bottomless. After examining the hole for a moment, they decide to throw something into the hole to see how long it takes for it to hit the bottom. The first man throws in a pebble, and after a long pause hears nothing. The second man throws in stone, and again nothing. The work together to roll a small boulder into the hole. They wait for a few minutes, but again, nothing. Finally, the f…

Three guys are walking up a mountain Legend had it that if you made a wish and jumped off, your wish would instantly come true. The first man goes to the edge and says ""I wish to be a fish"" He jumps off, turns into a fish, and swims away in the river below. The second man goes to the edge and says ""I wish to be a hawk"" He jumps off, turns into a hawk and flies away. The third man, being a little nervous, inches his way to the edge and says ""I...I wish"" and right then he slips and yells ""S…