Why do Central Americans hop the U.S. Border in groups of 4 or more? Because the sign says no tres-passing.#Us#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I joke but this Scotland thing is nuts. I mean...imagine if Canada ever tried to secede from the U.S.#Scotland#Canada#Us#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I wonder whether Bankruptcy Court would be more fun if they reversed their Rs like Toys R Us.#Toys#Us#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm sorry, I live in the U.S. so I don't really get the metric system. How much exactly is "in moderation"?#Us#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp