A friend of mine walked into the theater to find all of her fellow cast unable to walk ""Oh my god, I can't believe you'd shatter all of the production's hips and femurs."" She pauses, scared that I could do something drastic at any moment. ""I mean, at least with all of your medical savvy you were able to put everyone in casts after you ruined their lives like this. How could you possibly take 'break a leg' so literally????"" I smile: ""They don't call them **cast** members for nothing, mon amie.""