Two ants meet in the south for the winter to keep warm... ...and one is cold and shivering on when he arrives. ""that will be the last time I ride to Florida in the moustache of a man on a motorcycle, I'm freezing!"" The other ant says ""Just do what I do, hitch a ride between the legs of a beautiful woman. It's the warmest way to travel."" The shivering ant says ""That's what I did, but I dozed off, and woke up in the moustache of a man on a motorcycle.""