(Sorry if this is bad, made this up myself) Mark is getting his driver's license renewed... ...and so he has to retake his picture. Instead of looking nice for his picture, he wears a ripped shirt, torn jeans, and leaves his hair uncombed and his face unshaved. When Mark's friend Joe sees his license picture, he asks Mark, ""Why do you look like this in your picture?"" To which Mark replies, ""Well, you know that I'm always kind of in a rush to get to work. If I look good in my picture, and I get pulled over, the police won't believe that the driver's license I have is mine."" Again, sorry if you think this is bad. This is the first joke I made up myself.