Should I include ""hard working and honest"" in my resume? Applying for a software engineer's role at Volkswagen.

Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider -- It has its own website.

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said,“Doctor I am on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.” Doctor : I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board. Man : No, Doctor, I have come to you only. Doctor : But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings. Man : I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only... Doctor: I can not, because you speak li…

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