Long story short, hitler beat me up and has my time machine.

St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven? Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

I bet the worst part about being single is knowing that even Hitler found someone who loved him.

Lots of people comparing Trump to ISIS and Hitler. Wow. Take it easy, guys! That's not very nice to ISIS or Hitler.