People say there is power in numbers. Say that to 6 million jews. -Jimmy carr

They say travel broadens the mind... Except for Americans, where it just seems to widen the arse (Jimmy Carr)

Hitler is judged very harshly by history, but... He did kill Hitler. Joke credit to Jimmy Carr on QI

Adolf Hitler has been judged very harshly by history however.. he did kill Hitler. NB: stolen from Jimmy Carr