The bodies are in there An old man sends an e-mail to his son. ""Son, I know you're all the way in the West Coast studying, but I really need someone to help me dig out the yard to plant my potatoes, won't you come over? Love, Dad"" The son, after reading the letter, replies: ""Dad, about that yard... DON'T TOUCH IT. The bodies are in there"" A couple of hours later, SWAT knocks on the door of the Dad who is too scared to ask why they are digging out his yard. When they're done, they apologize and leave. Dad was shocked. The next day, he receives a message from his son, which says: ""I'm sorry I couldn't go myself to dig out the yard, Dad, but now you should be able to plant your potatoes!""