Purations Two brothers were catching up over drinks, the older brother clearly more well off, nice clothes, nice shoes, watch, etc. The younger brother lamented how he often couldn't make ends meet, changed jobs often, just never really knew what to do with his life. The older brother said ""Man, you know what your problem is? You've never had many purations in your life!"" ""What the hell are *purations*??"" the younger brother asked. ""See? You don't even know what they are, but me, I've made it big, 'cause I've always has some big-ass purations!""