On board the U.S. Navy carrier USS George Washington... the air wing was busy with training missions. After talking to a pilot, one air-traffic controller accidently left his microphone on and remarked to a nearby buddy, ""That guy sounded just like Elmer Fudd."" The airwaves got strangely quiet as everyone listened, realizing that the pilot had also heard the comment. After about ten seconds, the pilot broke the silence by announcing, ""Be vewy, vewy quiet. We are hunting submawenes.""

A military cargo plane flying over a populated area suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up but with all their cargo the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. ""Throw out more!"" shouts the pilot. So they throw out a rifle. ""More!"" he cries again. They heave out a missile and the pilot regains control. He pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport. They get into…

A polish man is forced to take the controls in of a small two-passenger plane [math joke] The pilot had just had a heart attack, they were running low on fuel. While he had flown decades ago during the war, he had no experience with the newer instruments and wasn't sure if he could land the plane. He grabs the radio and explains his situation to air traffic control. Several voices answer and begin shouting over each other, the man can't figure out what's going on. He interrupts them, "Please, …

Greta thunberg began screaming, “I will not fly private!” She said to her manager as they pulled into the parking lot. “The conference is two days away and across the ocean, would you like to fly coach?” He replied. “On a commercial airline produced by slave labor? I don’t think so!” She screamed. Her manager sighed heavily before responding, “Thats why I’ve brought you to this decommissioned military base. There are lots of old boats and airplanes on this lot, why don’t you look around, …