An engineer, chef, and a mathematician go out drinking To their favorite bar and grill. Well they're having some drinks and laughing when a fire starts behind the bar. Seeing the staff panicking, the engineer quickly calculates exactly how much water he'll need to put it out and runs in the back for a bucket. The chef, from his own experience can tell its a grease fire so he runs in back to find salt. The Mathematician looks at his friends, then to the fire. Upon realizing there is a solution, h…

An artist, architect, and engineer are at a bar... ...talking about having a wife vs. a mistress. The artist declares that he prefers a mistress because he finds them more spontaneous and exciting. The architect says, ""no, I much prefer a wife because I enjoy building that foundation with one woman and love the security that comes with marriage."" The engineer says, ""I prefer to have both and to spend equal time between the two of them... eventually, they both get used to you not being around …

Engineering student show up to his lab partner's house with a new bike... His partner says, ""wow.. that's a pretty nice bike you got there."" Engineering student says, ""yeah, I was outside my dorm last night when a co-ed rode up on it. She was really drunk. She threw the bike on the ground and took off all of her clothes and said 'you can have whatever you want.'"" Partner says, ""it's a good thing you chose the bike... I don't think the clothes would have fit you.""

A mathematician and engineer walk into a bar and see a beautiful woman They are both told that every ten seconds they could move halfway the distance from the beautiful girl. The mathematician runs away crying. When he was asked why he ran away, he said, ""Well, if I keep on moving up half the distance, I'll never get to zero. I'd never get to her!"" The engineer got to the beautiful girl, though. When asked why he didn't run away, he said, ""Well, if I move up halfway the distance every ten sec…