A German Dad Joke So, because St. Patrick's Day is tomorrow I asked my dad (who is German) if Germans have any day like St. Patrick's Day. His said, ""Yes, it's called October.""

A Joke An Irishman, by the name of O'Malley proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweller. He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real. The young lass on learning it wasn't real returned to her future husband. She protested vehemently about his cheapness. 'It was in honour of St.Patrick's Day, ' he smiled. 'I gave you a sham rock.'

Patrick's School Mother: "How was school today Patrick?" Patrick: "It was great mom! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Wow, they do really fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

[NSFW] An Irish man went to confession in St Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father'