Some say my wife looks like Mel B. Unfortunately, the B stands for Brooks.

My Paul walker joke What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?? ""Dunn Walking!!!

Khalil Gibran's pet gorilla walks into the bar, looks around , does not order anything and proceeds to exit. On his way out he was stopped by a drunkard who asks why he was there in the first place. The gorilla replies... I would not exchange the sorrows of my heart For the joys of the multitude. And I would not have the tears that sadness makes To flow from my every part turn into laughter. I would that my life remain a tear and a smile. A tear to purify my heart and giv…