Every 9 minutes, someone is infected with the herpes virus. I bet that someone lives in Jersey.

On my way to Chicago. Anybody need anything? Hot dog? Deep dish pizza? Bull's Jersey? A lock of Oprah's hair?

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day? It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

I'm going to wear a Seahawks jersey to my next exam so I know that i'll pass.