My friend Phillip had his Lip removed... so now we just call him Phil.#Phillip#Phil#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight" is the best ever song about a silent but deadly fart.#Phil#Collins#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"look, you know i LOVE calling birds. love. but FOUR? jesus, phil, i don't have room for this shit and you knew that!"#Phil#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Steve : I'm going to call it the Steveharmonic orchestra. *Phil creeps up from behind with baseball bat*#Phil#Steveharmonic Orchestra#Sports#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the song that coldplay wrote for you? Yellow. *Phil answers phone*#Phil#Coldplay#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp