3 Topical Jokes for 7/29 (For optimal results, imagine these being read by your favorite late night talk show host) In Arizona, a prison inmate escaped after climbing up a basketball hoop, then jumping over the fence. Prison guards were baffled that the man jumped over the fence from the basketball hoop, and not the elevated rope swing, or giant trampoline. In Rhode Island, a 100-year-old woman received an honorary high school diploma. The 100-year-old woman said she'd always wanted to go back a…

Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?