A little boy... Nfw'ish So a little boy ran past a cop screaming bloody murder so the cop grabs him by the arm and settles him down. Holding onto his shoulders he look in the boys tear stained eyes and asks ""son what happened?"" The boy snivels up a snot bubble and answers the cop ""Well officer you see my mom always told me to never look at women more beautiful then her or else i would be turned to stone like medusa"" The cop puzzled asks ""ok but why were you screaming?"" The replies ""well i…

Brown paper Kid Sheriff walks into the local saloon. There's your usual crowd of drunks, gamblers and travellers. He walks up to the bartender. ""I'm looking for the Brown paper Kid. Is there anybody by that name?"" The bartender points at a lanky young man slouched in the corner sitting at a table all by himself. The sheriff, his Spurs spinning menacingly, struts over across to him real slow. The man is dressed in brown paper trousers, brown paper shirt, brown paper kerchief and he's even got a…

A bunch of police officers were outside of a gas station today Apparently someone threw a case of beer ontop of his baby. The baby is okay though, it was a light beer

Drunk drive checkpoint At a sobriety check, an officer administers a breathalyser test. He blows, and it shows positive. He proclaims, there is a baby in the car, and he would never drink and that the breathalyser must be broken. He gets the cop to give it to his kid in the back seat. The kid comes up positive, and the police man embarrassed lets them go. As they get through the sobriety check, he looks over at his wife, ""And you tried to tell me not to give alcohol to the kid....