Back in WWII, the Marine Corps used Navajo speakers as ""code talkers""... The other Marines were always impressed with the enigmatic skills the Navajos had in predicting weather, where to find water, and tracking ability. One day on a patrol, a Navajo Marine on point came across a footprint ostensibly left by the enemy. ""The man who left this footprint is an Imperial soldier. He stands five-foot-six tall and weighs 120 pounds..."" The Navajo proceeded to recite a litany of information on the m…

How to keep kids from acting up in class A former Sergeant , having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-alec punks, having already heard the new teacher was a…

No problems A former Sergeant , having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-alec punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of…

A Chinese man works for the Marine Corps A Chinese man is hired for a job managing supplies in the Marine Corps. After about two months working on the ship, the man goes missing on the Captain's birthday. ""Go check the supply room."" the Captain says to his Marines. The Captain and his Marines open the supply room, only to find a giant box, sitting in the middle of the floor. With their guns out, they carefully open the box. Suddenly, the Chinese man pops up from out of the box. ""Supplies!!!""