Breaking news In an exclusive interview, Hitler tells our reporter that the final solution was all a big misunderstanding, he claims he said: 'I want concentrated juice'

Stalin and Zhukov meeting. A secretary is standing outside the Kremlin as Marshal Zhukov leaves a meeting with Stalin, and she hears him muttering under his breath, ""Murderous moustache!"". She runs in to see Stalin and breathlessly reports, ""I just heard Zhukov say 'Murderous moustache'!"" Stalin dismisses the secretary and sends for Zhukov, who comes back in. ""Who did you have in mind with 'Murderous moustache'?"" asks Stalin. ""Why, Iosef Vissarionovich, Hitler, of course!"" Stalin thanks …

What did the Third Reich say when they fired Hitler? ""You're ladolf.""

What do both Hitler and Trump say to people they hate? YOU'RE FIRED!