In Seattle, there's a code that states when two people are walking towards each other, the one with the bigger coffee cup passes first.

My gf told me to take my phone and stick it where the sun don't shine. So I sent it to Seattle. Women make no sense some days.

My cab driver just described Seattle as "Not that horrible of a place." Get that guy a job on the tourism board.

A mid 30's guy is grocery shopping, and a 20 something blonde catches his eye. She looks very familiar, but he can't remember where he met her. When they moved closer, she said to him, ""Hi - I think you're the father of one of my children."" The guy freaks out. He says, ""I've only cheated on my wife 3 times - in Vegas 5 years ago, in Orlando 4 years ago, and in Seattle 3 years ago. You look familiar, but I just can't remember. Who are you?"" She says, ""I'm your son's Sunday school teacher.""