I like my women how I like my cheese... ...blue, filled with holes, and wrapped in plastic in my fridge.#Fridge#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My 2 year old has a pretty big attitude considering that I'm the only one who can open the fridge.#Fridge#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
dont put all your eggs in one basket, put them in the little egg tray in the fridge thats what its for you idiot#Fridge#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Everything the light touches is ours," I tell my son while opening the fridge.#Fridge#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp