3 people in a plane Jacob Zuma, Nelson Mandela and a child are in a plane flying over SA. Nelson Mandela says "" I can make 1 000 000 people happy. "" So he throws R1 000 000 out the plane. Jacob Zuma says "" I can make 10 000 000 people happy! "" So he throws R10 000 000 out the side. Then the child says "" I can make everyone happy!!!!! "" So he pushes Jacob Zuma out the plane.

To Hillary supporters, don't give up hope! Nelson Mandela served 27 years in prison before becoming President.

Cheer up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president, until after serving 27 years in prison.

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common? They're all criminals.