😄 Today I found Jesus in my life. Let me tell you about him. He is tan with a thick black mustache, an...

Today I found Jesus in my life. Let me tell you about him. He is tan with a thick black mustache, and eyes so brown they make your soul melt. He is my gardner, the best I have ever employed.

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