A man is going fishing one day. After awhile, he ran out of worms to use as bait. He noticed a cottonmouth with a frog hanging out of its mouth. Knowing frogs make good bait, he caught the snake. He picked it up by the back of the head since it couldn't bite him with a frog in its mouth. The man removes the frog and thinks ""how do I let the snake go without being bit?"". So, with his free hand, he reaches into his box and pulls out his bottle of Jack Daniels and pours some in the snake's mouth.…

Oldie - the monkey and the iguana One day iguana is walking through the forest and sees monkey up in a tree just puffing away on a big joint. Iguana yells up, "Hey monkey, can a brotha get a hit of that?" Monkey looks down and says, "Sure little dude come on up." So iguana and monkey sit in the tree and finish off the giant spliff. After sitting for awhile, iguana tells monkey, "I got the cottonmouth bad, gonna go get some water." and toddles off. While drinking from the river, he's …

A koala is sitting in a tree smoking a joint. A lizard passing by looks up at the Koala and says "hey koala! What are you doing?" The koala looks down and says "just chilling in this tree man, smoking a joint." The lizard asks if he can join and the koala obliges. The lizard crawls up the tree, stops next to the koala and they both proceed to smoke a couple joints. After awhile the lizard says "I've got cottonmouth like crazy, I'm going to go get a drink." So the lizard crawls down the …

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms... Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. "Frogs are good bass bait," I thought to myself. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket. Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bit? So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a …