The first Jewish president On his first day in office, he calls his mother. "Mom, you really have to come out to DC and check out the white house, it is amazing. Rachel and I would love to have you over.” " Out there, with all the goyim? Its too busy for me." "How's about a weekend at camp david. Its really nice and quiet, and its got a nice Jewish name." "Alright, I got to go, but I'll discuss with your father." She hangs up with her son and the ladies at her bridge table ask, "so who w…

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ME: my therapist told me to stop talking about people as if they weren't here THERAPIST: [rubbing temples] i know

PATIENT: Someone gave me pills at a party and my stomach hurts DR: We took x-rays. You have spongy dinosaurs expanding inside you right now